Saturday, January 8, 2011

30,000 DISPLACED IN MEGHALAYA

Meghalaya and Assam governments is staring at a
major humanitarian crisis with over 30,000 people displaced from their
homes so far due to outbreak of ethnic clash between Garos and Rabhas.

Both the state governments are setting up relief camps to accommodate
the sea of displaced people in East Garo Hills and Goalpara districts
of Meghalaya and Assam respectively.
In East Garo Hills, ten relief camps have been set up so far. “We have
at least 5400 displaced people in these camps from both Rabha and Garo
communities in the last count and it has been reported that another
30,000 are in various camps of Assam,” Meghalaya Chief Secretary, WMS
Pariat told reporters here today.
The centre has also rushed in five companies of paramilitary troops in
the trouble-torn areas. Another five companies is accepted anytime to
take stock of the law and order situation.
“The situation is yet to improve, but under control and no fresh
incidences of violence were reported today,” Pariat said.
East Garo Hills Deputy Commissioner Pravin Bakshi said there were no
reports of violence reported in East Garo Hills. “However, the border
with Assam is tense with lots of rumours doing the rounds and people
are naturally perturbed,” Bakshi added.
The district administration in East Garo Hills, meanwhile, is
struggling to provide basic amenities to the inmates of the camp and
with the winter chill apprehension of people falling sick is looming
large.
“The supplies are drying up in the all the three districts of Garo
Hills as the curfew and blockade by various groups on the main supply
route is hampering delivery of essential commodities,” he added.
Director General of Civil Defense and Home Guards WR Marbaniang said
20-25 of his men are deployed in the strife-torn areas providing help
to the displaced people. “We are in-charge of one of the relief camps
in Garo Hills,” Marbaniang said.
However, the Meghalaya government is trying to get essential
commodities and petroleum with the help of security forces, he said.
Meghalaya Home Minister HDR Lyngdoh visited the affected people in
relief camps of East Garo Hills. He also held meetings with various
political and Church leaders of the area and took stock of the
situation.

Friday, January 7, 2011

OVER 18000 DISPLACED IN MEGHALAYA DUE TO ETHNIC STRIFE

Over 18,000 Garo and Rabha tribals have been displaced from their homes in Assam and Meghalaya due to ethnic clash between the two communities, however, the figure could increase, official sources said.

Relief team has been rushed from the state capital here to assist rehabilitation of victims, although the situation in East Garo Hills in Meghalaya and Goalpara district in Assam is far from normal.

“We have set up six relief and rehabilitation camps in Kharkutta, Mendhipathar, Dainadubi and Dilma in East Garo Hills district. There are over 3000 victims in the camps from both communities,” Deputy Commissioner, Pravin Bakshi said over the phone from Resubelpara in Garo Hills.

The district administration is taking all steps to provide blankets, clean and safe drinking water, food and medical assistance to the displaced victims.

“We are doing our best to ensure that no lives are lost. The medical team has been moving around in these camps to prevent outbreak of any disease,” Bakshi added.

In Goalpara district the number is much higher. PK Goswami, the Deputy Commissioner of Goalpara district said, by evening today 15,400 victims were lodged in 12 relief camps of the district. The victims are from both communities.

“We are providing all help to the victims. Security is a big concern now. Once that issue is addressed we would seriously look into rehabilitating the victims,” Goswami said over the phone.


Both the Deputy Commissioners have had telephonic conversations this morning and are coordinating to bring the situation under control. They both said although the situation, in their respective districts, is under control the overall law and order condition is far from satisfactory.

“No freash violence were reported today in the district,” Bakhsi and Goswami said about the law and order situation in their respective districts. The ethnic clash has claimed the lives of four people in Garo Hills yesterday. Several others were injured.

Meanwhile, the Meghalaya Peoples’ Human Rights Council (MPHRC) today demanded that both governments (Assam-Meghalaya) must take immediate steps to avoid further loses of lives.

It further urged that all incidents of human rights abuses in the context of the violence are thoroughly investigated and that the perpetrator(s) of the crime are promptly brought to justice.

The rights groups also demanded that steps must be taken so that people who were displaced due to such violence returns to their homes safely.

“The MPHRC emphasises the right of all the peoples who where displaced in the violence to voluntary return to their homes. It calls upon both the Government to ensure a safe and dignified environment for their return.”

Sunday, December 26, 2010

2010 THE YEAR THAT WAS IN MEGHALAYA


“The only constant in this world is change,” Mukul Sangma quoted philosophically after taking over as the youngest Chief Minister of Meghalaya on April 20 this year - incidentally his 45th birthday.

Now as we leaf through 2010 and try reading unwritten chapters of 2011, the quote does sound ambiguous (in several instances) in Meghalaya’s context.

Consider these: Sangma took over toppling political veteran DD Lapang on April 18 - after infighting within the Congress party. This is the classic cloak-and-dagger politics that Meghalaya’s polity has witnessed for years.

Before Sangma took over as Chief Minster the Bangladesh Rifles (BDR) was a constant irritant, opening indiscriminate firing in the disputed Indo-Bangla border along Meghalaya from February.

There has been little change in the skirmishes. The last being BDR’s disruption of the joint Indo-Bangla border survey from December 13.

In March, Meghalayans received a shocker upon realisation that some state legislators literally took them for a ride on a European junket on the tax-payers’ money, as unearthed by the CAG report. The legislators thereafter produced fake bills to claim travel expenses. Some things never change, do they?

The budget was presented by Sangma as the then finance minister with a (usual) deficit of Rs. 376 crore.


In March again, Meghalaya police’s learnt that one of its Deputy Superintendent of Police, Champion R Mark, actually deserted the force and floated a militant organisation - Garo National Liberation Army.

The GNLA has been a constant headache for the security forces ever since with its extortions, intimidations and kidnappings.


The banned Hynniewtrep National Liberation Council (HNLC) calling bandhs during Independence and Republic Day celebrations has remained unchanged.

Post April 20, if Sangma thought it would be fair winds, his political barometer failed to warn him about the impending storm. On May 14, four villagers were killed in an Assam police firing in Langpih – a disputed territory between Meghalaya and Assam. The territorial dispute is grafted as a nagging thorn in the relationship between Meghalaya and Assam for decades now.

And to speak of agitations, deficit school teachers in September went on strike demanding release of pending arrears. A month later, students from the North Eastern Hill University (NEHU) demanded a tribal VC for the University instead of Prof. AN Rai.

For a change, John R Marak, a sub-inspector was sent to ten years imprisonment for rape in February. The special CBI court also sent a former central excise commissioner, LR Mitran, to jail for four years for accepting bribe in October. Traditional bodies were ordered by the High Court to furnish information under the Right to Information Act, in August.

Three village women - Fatima Mynsong, Aquiline Songchan and Malinda Suting - busted a scam of the village headman and his henchmen in Jongsha village on the shoddy implementation of NREGA scheme by filing Right to Information. The Shillong Chamber Choir won the finals of reality TV show,India’s Got Talent Khoj 2 in October.

Whatever joy or tribulation 2010 has provided, everybody would hope that things would change for the better in 2011.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

BONEY M STILL SELLS LIKE HOT CAKE IN MEGHALAYA

The 70s maybe passé, but definitely not Boney M. The Disco group still make the people here groove to its foot-tapping and index-finger-pointing numbers during this holiday season.

Every year several new Christmas albums are released in the state. This year three were released here - Christmas Everyday by Shillong Chamber Choir (SSC), Christmas Special Collection released by Peitngor Cable News and a Khasi movie titled Ka Kristmas.

But still the number one Christmas album in demand is Boney M Gold, according to several music stores here. The album is a collection of some of the greatest hits of the Disco band. Boney M Gold was released as a compilation in 1992.

“People from the rural areas forms our largest customer base during the Christmas season. Most don’t like the slow numbers and go for fast and catchy ones like the classics of Boney M,” Eva, from Eva Audio and Video a popular music store in Iewduh (Barabazar) said.

So they would rather prefer Boney M’s Hooray! Hooray! It's a Holi-Holiday, Daddy Cool, Brown Girl in the Ring to Rivers of Babylon than any slow numbers that doesn’t set the mood for a little foot-tapping and hip-swaying.

Other music albums from bands like Vengaboys and Aqua are also favourites amongst Eva’s rural customers. “The sale of music albums does go up during the holiday season,” she added.


Another music store in the area, says PCN’s Christmas album is doing fairly well, but SSC’s Christmas Everyday is not. “The price tag (Rs 249) is a big let down, moreover Christmas Everyday is an audio not like the others so people are least interested,” a shop owner in the area said.

Other old Christmas albums like Kristmas Basuk by Relina Wahlang, Kristmas La wan Biang by UN Sunn, a popular local artist, are on top of the buyers’ list, the store-owner added.

People today, perhaps the last day of Christmas shopping, were seen rushing to buy Pine trees for Christmas tree decoration and Mistletoes, besides clothes and other accessories. A Pine tree branch is being sold between Rs 200 to Rs 50 and a bunch of Mistletoes for Rs. 50 at Iewduh.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

BAD HANDWRITING KILLS THOUSANDS

Believe it or not, annually over 5000 patients admitted in US hospitals die due to “non-medical reasons” and the figure could be higher in India.

Commissioner and Secretary Health and Family Welfare, DP Wahlang brought the audience at the 17th Scientific Conference of the Meghalaya Medical Service Association to a rapt attention today after he read out the disturbing figure from a US health care report.


Wahlang said the cause of non-medical deaths occurred because nurses were unable to correctly decipher the doctors’ prescription owing to “bad handwriting” and wrong drugs were administered. This led the audience to burst into laughter.

“This is a serious issue,” he insisted, adding, “doctors everywhere have bad handwriting and it’s a fervent request that this should be corrected,” he told the gathering of physicians and medical experts.


He said there hasn’t been much study on the cause of annual non-medical deaths in India and expressed fear that the figure could be higher than that of the US.

“In the US they sought to find a solution to this problem and they found one. The easiest way being doctors are asked these days to prescribe drugs by writing in capital letters,” he added.

Wahlang brought up an issue that has been debated for years whether doctors should take more responsibility to write more legibly while prescribing medicines.

In Florida US there has been a legislation passed for legible prescriptions while demand for computer printed prescription is growing all over the world.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

HOME-MAKERS' ROLE HIGHLY LAUDABLE

Behind every successful Meghalaya Home Guard is a woman and the chief of Home Guard today promised that woman helping men from the hearth would be felicitated from next year for their “tremendous contribution” to the force.

Altogether 41 Home Guards and officials were today felicitated for their contribution towards the force on occasion of its Raising Day at its headquarters at Mawdiangdiang.

Director General of Home Guards, WR Marbaniang dwelt extensively on the role played by women in the households, although their contribution is rarely acknowledged in public.

“The contribution of these women who help their sons, husbands, and brothers from home is immense. From next year we would also felicitate these brave women who work silently and tirelessly,” Marbanaing said after handing away the medals and certificates.

He said it would be impossible for anyone to perform to a desired level if work was not appropriately balanced at the personal and professional front. “We haven’t planned how to felicitate such homemakers, but we would definitely find some ways to honour them,” the Home Guard chief said.


He said everyone’s role would be given equal importance to make the force a professional body. “We want the Home Guards to be one of the finest professional bodies in the state and we would give equal importance to everyone for their contribution,” he added.


The former Director General of Police said that official quarters were being constructed for the past three years near the headquarters and within the next few months these would be completed for the Home Guards and their families to move in.


Moreover, Marbaniang lauded the role of volunteers in shaping the department, terming such volunteers as the “bedrock” of the organisation. “We are planning to have more volunteers and are conducting civil defence programmes for teachers, school children to make the organisation a better professional unit,” he told the gathering.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

NORTH EASTERN COUNCIL

Without taking social responsibility, North Eastern Council (NEC) has failed to live up to the aspiration of the people of the northeast, social organisations from the region said here today.

In a special two-day consultative meeting with the Planning Commission, to formulate the the Approach Paper for the 12th Five-Year Plan, the social organisations said that the NEC has relegated itself merely to an infrastructure development agency. “The social side of the organisations is sadly missing,” Manisha Behl, advisor North East Network said.

Citing an example, she said, NEC was ready to fund construction of a school building, but takes the least interest thereafter to see that the school actual functions by lending a helping hand in recruitment of staffs, teachers and other related matters.

“The NEC must be people-oriented and try seeking answers to people’s problem. Its role is not just limited to funding,” Behl argued.

Amiya Sharma, from the Rajiv Gandhi Vikas Nidhi, another social organisation, said, that red-tapism in NEC has made it into Babudom. “Nobody knows where the funds are going from the organisation and who the beneficiaries are,” he added.


He said there was no transparency in running of the NEC and that the Ministry of DoNER must take corrective steps so that this vital organisation of the region lives up to its objective.

He further said that the Northeast Industrial policy must also be re-visited. “Many of the industries, like the ones in Byrnihat are flouting norms relating to environment and recruitment of local people.”

Behl, on the other hand said, the Vision 20:20 document has not been finalised. “Some of the vision statements are extremely crucial for the development of the region and these must be incorporated in the next five year plan,” Behl suggested to the Planning Commission.

Meanwhile, Saumitra Chaudhuri member of the Planning Commission said that the suggestions of the social organisations would be considered while formulating the 12th Five-Year plan.

“There are no silver bullets to solve these issues, but solutions are being worked out and one way is to read the minds of the people through social organisations,” he stated.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Bark Her Out



Calvin (& Hobbes): “I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you?

I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars.

All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?”


Well, would it be journalistically correct to write a letter to the editor beginning with a: Ha! Ha! Ha!? On the other hand, would I be branded as a misogynist if I carried a straight face at a woman’s bad jokes? Is breaking news the same thing as breaking trust? Do I have a right to question too?

Can I also please shout and scream, because I feel like - right now? Are these uneasy times for a cub journalist, when unknown hungry predators are prowling to “Save our Tigers” from extinction? Would it be incorrect to point fingers at someone, just to identify?

Can Facebook and other social networking sites be incorporated as legitimate forums to air ones opinions under the Right To Freedom of Speech and Expression of the Indian Constitution? Where are you Chyetanya Kunte?

Has truth finally lost its way into the “dreary desert sand of dead habits?” If so, will it ever find its way out, “without fear and head held high?”

Is it wrong to join the ever-growing “I Hate Barkha Dutt” club on Facebook? Would it be further wrong to open an “I Hate Vir Sanghvi too” discussion forum on Facebook? Should I also start getting ready-made recipes for cooking stories on a TV Channel?

Can I be eligible for a Padmashree for writing this piece? Do 80 percent Indians care that we the people have big fights, right left and centre and also have the last word in sleek conditioned-environment? Or does the other 20 percent care that 80 percent do not care?

Are you the same guys I met last summer? Can I now say: “I know what you did last summer”? Is TS Eliot right to say cruel Aprils always help burials of cold winters to rise? Can we initiate legal action against Spring? Can we have a JPC please? Oh! A Joint People’s Committee. Better still, can we have a Revolution?

Why are there so many crows here in this un-ending winter? Will my voice be lost in these scarce but cacophonic airwaves? Is my voice being taped? Are mirrors an obsolete item these days?

Can I also advise the Prime Minster? Can I also stab someone in the back due to an error of judgement? Will I also be able to summon judges at my disposal to hear my case?

Where are you my friend Tintin? Is Calvin right when he says: “happiness is not good enough for me. I demand euphoria.”

“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.” What good is our soliloquy, if we can’t help each other start writing our own history from today? Will India’s poor and hungry ever get an audience at the insatiable Rajas’ Durbars?

Can I also string along with Calvin on just this last one:

Calvin: Hi Mom! I’m making my own newspaper to report the events of our household.
Mum: That’s nice.
Calvin: Now I’m looking for a page one lead story. Can I interview you?
Mum: Sure
Calvin: OK, what are you cutting up there for dinner?
Mum: Fish
Calvin: KNIFE WELDING MOTHER HACKS ICHTHYOID! GRIM MELEE IS EVENING
RITUAL! SUBURBAN FAMILY DEVOURS VICTIM!
Mum: Out of the kitchen! Out! Out!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

DEDICATED MEGHALAYA CIVIL SERVANTS GETS GOVT LAND FOR RUPEE 1

Meghalaya government has leased out land to a civil servants’ society at a price of about Re. 1 per square feet.

The government said the decision to lease the land measuring about 45 acres at Rs. 19.06 lakh was to show its appreciation of the “dedication and hard work” the officials put in towards development of the state.

The land was leased out for 99 years at Mawdiangdiang, a city suburb - to Civil Service Officers Housing Society Limited (CSOHSL). The society plans to develop houses that would be leased out to the officials.

The Chief Minister during a recent press meet justified the allotment saying: “the government officers’ work towards development of the state. So the state government in turn wants to look after their well-being.”

The land tenure system in Meghalaya is unique. Only local indigenous tribals are allowed to purchase and sell land under the Land Transfer Act, except in few pockets. All other individuals and institutions are therefore classified as “non-tribal” and cannot buy or sell land.

Interestingly therefore, institutions such as banks, government offices, hotels, industries – you name it- are non-tribal entities.

However, the Act also has a provision wherein land can be leased if the institutions help towards development of the state. It’s under this clause, industries, religious, educational institutions, and others can get land transferred in their favour.

Many tourism projects from the year 2002 to 2007 have remained incomplete largely because of non-availability of government land. “There is severe shortage of government land in the state. The State Government is desperately looking to have a land bank, so that projects don’t face unnecessary delay,” the state tourism minister, Ampareen Lyngdoh said recently.

In this context the land leased out to the society has raised eyebrows, especially the price tag. In the just concluded Assembly Winter session legislators questioned whether civil servants were the only ones who were "dedicatedly" working towards development of the state and were therefore entitled for such government largesses.

“What about like doctors, engineers, teachers, and host of other professionals and non-professionals are they not also working dedicatedly for the development of the state,” they asked.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

cricket versus football

Sheffield FC, the oldest football club in the world, started 153 winters back as a “recreational get-together” when the “gentlemen’s game” Cricket was out of season.

Richard Tims, head of Sheffield FC said, some like minded friends thought of taking to the game during the winters of 1857 and quite liked the idea of forming the club, now the oldest in the world.

“It was formed as a club to play recreational games during winters when the gentlemen’s game cricket is out of season,” Tims, who is here in Meghalaya with his team to play a friendly with one of the world’s youngest football club Lajong FC, said.

Asked about cricket that has got into Indian’s psyche after the British introduced it, Tims said, proper development of football from the grassroots is what it would take to have a mass appeal in India.

He pointed out that building the institution of football in India from the top would be futile. “This policy to build football from the top league system has failed in China and it’s unlikely to succeeded in India either,” he added.

Tims was referring to the Indian league, model on the fancied English premier where foreign players add zing to the game. The Sheffield chairman said such investment does not help development of any game unless there are models to support youngsters from the grassroots.

Sheffield FC, he added, is now more into research and training. Tims said that India has huge potential and added Sheffield FC might tie up with the football institution here if the situation so arrives. “There aren’t any concrete plans yet, but lets see…” he said.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

SYNTHETIC FOOD FOR NUTRITION

Children are being provided noodles that contains Monosodium Glutamate (Ajinomoto) and other food preservatives, mostly suitable for adults, to “improve their health status” under the Integrated Child Development Programme (ICDS) here in Meghalaya.

One of the objectives of the centrally-sponsored ICDS programme is to provide supplementary food to children between the age group of 0-6 years and improve their nutritional and health status under its Supplementary Nutritional Programme (SNP) component.

The ICDS says “ready to eat food,” locally available food and community managed SNP is to be provided. This food is distributed to the children and also pregnant and lactating mothers in all the Anganwadi centres through local Self Help Groups.

Under the community managed SNP, the Meghalaya social welfare department instead started to distribute Choco Malt, Milkose Milk Substitute as well as a noodle packet, dubbed Yummy noodles, supplied through contractors and not the local community.

Food containing MSG or Ajinamoto in no ways qualifies as a food-nutrient, social organisations here argued. MSG is a salt that primarily adds flavor to the food. It’s mostly used in Chinese restaurants and many argue the salt has medical side-effects. One of the ingredients on the “Yummy Noodles” packet list 1 percent of MSG together with other food preservatives.

Moreover, they pointed out that a Supreme Court directive says “'contractors shall not be used for supply of nutrition in Anganwadis and preferably ICDS funds shall be spent by making use of village communities, self-help groups and Mahila Mandals for buying of grains and preparation of meals.” Therefore, the social welfare department has violated the apex court order by not engaging the local community.

These organisations together with the Khasi Students’ Union today met the Chief Secretary, WMS Pariat and submitted a memorandum drawing his attention to these gross violations in implementing the ICDS programme in the state which they said, is posing health risk for children.

Monday, November 15, 2010

INDIA MINISTRY OF LAND RESOURCE

Declare soil as a “National Resource” and have a separate Ministry of Land Resource with administrative, financial and statutory powers, recommended the Soil Conservation Society of India.

Rampant abuse of land through unscientific mining, farming and other industrial purposes is posing grave threat to this precious resource that sustains living creatures on earth.

The society consisting of eminent scientists from across the country, after its three-day conference here, recommended policy-makers that it is important for India to have the Ministry of Land Resource and departments of Land Resource at the state levels with adequate powers.

“Land is one of the basic resources which supports almost all living creatures on earth and even usable water resource. There is no organisation at the national level to care and sustain this precious resource for present and posterity,” the draft of the society, said.

The scholars and scientists also said, soil must be declared a “National Resource.” While the land may belong to anyone, the soil belongs to the Nation, the draft said. Soil and water forms the basic “infrastructure of any agriculture practice.”

In India the soil quality has declined due to overuse of Urea and other subsidised fertilizers. The Cabinet therefore wants to de-control prices of fertilizers and wants subsidy based on nutrient content and not product-based.

Urea, which is heavily subsidised, is randomly used by farmers without taking soil needs into consideration. Overuse of primary nutrients like nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium and less use of secondary nutrients and micronutrients, such as zinc sulphur, gypsum, copper sulphate, etc has degraded soil quality.

The secondary and micronutrients, although required in small amount, is vital for maintaining soil fertility, scientists say, adding, a nutrient-based subsidy regime would encourage fertliser companies to innovate new products which would provide farmers a wider option to grow crops based on soil needs.

The National conference also recommended after its deliberation that the centre must subsidise farming or else millions of poor would suffer.

“Subsidise farming. The whole world does it. Europe and USA subsidise farming to the tune of 30 – 40 percent. Some countries like France subsidise farming to the extent of 80 percent,” the draft, read out by the society’s senior vice president JK Singh, said.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

MYANMARESE STUDENTS HOPING FOR RESTORATION OF DEMOCRACY


Having experienced a free society first time in their lifetime, teenage Mynmarese students are crossing their fingers that democracy would be restored in Myanmar after today’s national election in that country.

National elections were held after 20 years in Myanmar today and some of the Mynmarese students studying here are optimistic that democracy would be restored finally in the “authoritarian” state after years of military regime.


“We are positive that this time democracy would be restored in Myanmar,” said Tsawm (name changed), a student from Myanmar. She along with a number of other students from that country are studying in India and they are thoroughly enjoying the free society here and wishing that the same would be the case in Myanmar soon.

Tsaw, all of 20 idolizes, Aung San Suu Kyi, and wished and prayed that the Nobel Laureate would eventually guide here country towards a free society giving equal rights to ethnic minorities.


Tsawm and many others like her belong to an ethnic minority group. They say that the military regime has been victimizing their community for years and therefore requested anonymity.

“We love to be here. It’s so free here in India…,” Tsawm said in an obvious reference to the stifling authoritarian nature of the state of affairs in Myanmar.


Another student, Zau (name changed) informed that employment opportunities are available in his country, however, due to the authoritarian nature of the military jaunta the country has not progressed to its desired level.

“We have companies which can employ us. But our foremost obligation is to serve and develop our own community in whatever way we can,” he said.


He informed that medical care in Myanmar is “very expensive.” Moreover, most parents are unable to send their children to schools and colleges as the cost of education is also expensive. “Only a handful of rich can afford health care and education,” he stated.

The only problem, Zau and Tsaw are now facing is the food here, which they say is very hot and spicy. “We hope to adjust to it… Not as difficult as the state of affairs in Myanmar,” they laughed.